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Doe and his motorcycle
Em likes your eyes
We are going to plummet to our deaths. (thats a really old one)
I SPEAK AMERICAN
You're worse than Zennith
I GOT MY HAND STUCK IN HIS EYE
Cinnamon Sugar Book
Shirtless Selfie Sundays
I'm a ninja knight thing!
Can I eat them?
RUN MOFO RUN
Then William will get jumped in the dark and the zebras will end up being at the front
When is it getting back?
"You down with murder, dawg???"
I am a vampire demon!
Iris is your mommy.
We called him an ambuLana
We're like thisssssss
Livin like Mal
Sadao isn't listening to music...I'm scared...
Smack upside the ass
You have pretty eye...holes....
Those martinis man
That's so bae
That's totes amaze
*slams down stack of uno cards* I'M DONE
This is how we stack in Russia
I don't need points, points need me!
Gundham, Slender's son
The Ruby Legnas
You shoot him!
LORRA KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD
Sibrel is driving.
FLUFFY BUNNY, YO!
Flips two cards, you're dead.
MY HYDRA! MY PRECIOUS HYDRA!
Setting the swimming pool on fire
You owe me 20 bucks. (You're dead. You don't need it.)
Do you need any mascara Kevin?
EVERYTHING IS FAKE
If it needs to be exercised, why don't you just put it on a treadmill?
I got eye bling.
FEEL THE MIGHTY POWER OF MY FLASHLIGHT!!!
My flash light went out, I'm fucked.
I DESERVE MY COOKIE.
THEY HAVE A BOTTOMLESS REFRIGERATOR!
Maybe it was the spirits!
OMG!!!! WE'RE BUILDING A FORT???!!!
Nishi's Rainbow Fish Pillow: You mess it up, she'll mess you up.
I need to do that like I need another hole in my head -Noemi
GET YOUR VICIOUS SNAKE BABY OFF ME
GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OF MY PASTA CRACKERS BEFORE I THROW GARLIC IN YOUR EYES THEY ARE MINE
He Dround in love
You have Semmirra's humour
It's your problem.
I'm a zebra
Getting an arm in the mail. Perfectly normal.
The cieling's on fire I think it's your problem....
THERE'S A TREE IN MY BATHROOM
Myroshina get off the truck
I'll kill that muthafucka with this muthafucka.... that just broke
YOU HAVE THE FLU I NEED TO AMPUTATE YOUR ARMS
Look at my sword IT IS ZEUS
You're an adorable idiot
I am from the yeast he is from the vest
Myroshina??? Alone??? In our house???
At least we still got the rolls.
It's more than just Peeps, the Peeps are deeps.
The Guy of Fish (Quick, somebody call Aquaman!)
Ooooo, are we playing monopoly?
As long as you don't touch my minni bites we're good
I killed the president
The Mighty DOUGLAS!
Your name isn't a word
LOOK BASSY I'M DANCING
I NO SELL TICKET TO YOU
We found your brother stabbed in a closet. He's dead.
Ya landshark bro?
THIS IS NOT GLUE IT IS DEMON'S BLOOD!
Let's just ship Zeke with everyone...
I'm gonna break the silence! I'm gonna break the silence
You're a bigger liar than Senshi!
Stab it with a fork!
I am Yesus bitches!
"I HAVE TWO GUNS, TRIGGER FINGER FEELING FRISKY, WHEN YOU AIM AT ME IT'S SO DAMN RISKY"
"FUCK THE DREAM DIMENSION, WE WOULD BE SPIES!"
YOU SHALL NOT PISSSS!
SLAP HEARD ROUND THE WORLD
The new and improved math question by Noemi: Ryule is a sadist. He tortures people for a living. Today, he tortured 540 people. He made 15% of them do calculus and he made 50% of them snort feathers. Calculate the percentage of people he tortured in ways other then calculus and forced feather-snorting.
What colour do you see? "Gold!" "Red" "He says he's Blue" "I think we can all agree he's white."
"Stay behind me Zelda."
HOW IS 289% DAMAGE BETTER THAN 0%????
I'll come back later when gummy bears no longer have dicks and people aren't floating up into space
i wiped my ass with that tissue
Vodka and Christ Chex
You said this big *sassy hand motion* not THIS big *sassier hand motion*
Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria where we have a British gentleman pirate fox.
Gugnaphuganeh is his new last name
cocks and uteruses on golden platters
"Keep spinning for me Dougie-poo, almost done"
"I neither rollie or pollie." -The Englishman, 2015
Mal's Mini Wheats, their devilishly delicious!
"Oooo is there like a punchcard, and if you die enough times you get a cookie?"
Dinky Demonic Dounuts
"There will be no robot uprising." -Chiaro, 2015
Watch out for the Englishman and his fork of terror
I HAVE THE SPOON OF NEGATIVITY
DON'T SCROLL DOWN
Stabbing a clown with a pie server
If the police heard this phone call...
Sweat from your eyes like a badass!
I am a wizard! And just between you and me, I'm related to Harry Potter
Mal is Judiah Lopes
My little fledgling
Maybe I should have soup for lunch instead since I'm a sand-witch and I don't want to be a cannibal
The DDness is real: "Hey Mal can you dunk me in one of your fiery pits? I slept in the Lake and I need defrosting."
Roses are red, so is blood, have an arm. -Mal, 2015
The Rock of Justice
ARE YOU GETTING THE DIRTY MANGY CREEPY HOMELESS ADULT MALE OUT OF MY LIVING ROOM OR NOT - Leet 2015
I spell it with two X's
I feel like we're bonding!
Stix and Jinxx
The Brook Line Resturant
"Well you see, I'm a magical dollar fairy cursed to forever create paper currency for Americans. And never in my entire life may I make coin currency."
Ryule in the Winx Club
*Wanna add me on Poptropica*
The Sun is an attention whore.
And the clouds are all like "notice me Senpai!"
Earth is senpai.
The Spice Cabinet
The Sea Slug Appreciation Club
Fox as the next Tony Hawk
Fox skateboarding on a potato
Everyone needs more abundant, high quality, satan-approved, satanicky, sinful, thongalicious, sexy, rainbow, kawaii, oxymoronic, erudite, leather, durable, sparkley, thongs everyday now and forever, amen.
French maid Zeke
"M-Master! I am kawaii daku!"
Noctre is the spirit of mad bank
You look like you need a leather belt
Fuck the government!
Jamie's Fairy Fetish Fund
Thanks for existing
****** AIRSTRIKES ******
*shipping your kids*
Mal is the map
DERIN' THE WAR
I'll Be Good by Jaymes Young
Buccaneers of Fuck
You can buy 203,177 cupcakes with one human soul ($660,326.82) and be left with $1.56
"We can give him a lasagna in exchange for you, if that's his thing. All of those badass dudes have got a thing." -Noemi, 2017
The Sleepover Squad (Noemi, Sibrel, and Alex)
"GOD BLESS AMERICA" *insert fireworks*
I guess you could say he's a party aniMAL (congrats on that alex)
The booty call wakes up the Unconscious -Alex, 2015
Call of Booty
Will x Fred
Or should I say....QUACK
At least it wasn't Mr. Finetuck
"I have to go now it's tea time." "Cheese?" "No, tea." "You have to go get some cheese?" "NO SIBREL I SAID TEA" "Like the drink Collin makes?" "YES SIBREL TEA, NOT CHEESE" "Ohhh okay I thought you said cheese."
DON'T SPEAK OF THOSE CANDY CANES
Remember the spoons?
Let's prank call Caytie
THE PEEPS ARE THE DEEPS
"I'll throw you out this window, Noemi, keep talking" -Sibrel, 2016
Does the Illuminati make you sneeze, Alex?
Who wants to go refill the soda?
Lets draw on Alex
I wish I was that banana
Satan's skin isn't red, he's caraMAL. - Nomeme, 2016 (ooh that rhymes)
Watch out for the grapperhappers - Alex 2013
This looks like a job for........ (no, don't) THE DOGTECTIVES!!!
Hey there neighbor.
SHUSH! YOU ARE OFFENDING THE HORSES!
I wanna know if they ever found the spoons.......
I'll give you half a point if you taste the rainbow
We're gonna get shot if we go out looking like this -Sibrel, 2016
After 30 seconds of Pokehunting: "I GOT A CHARMANDER HOLY SHIT!" -Random guy in the car
Alex: "I could be a great fanfiction writer!" Noemi: "You say that like it's an actual job."
"No Alex, you can't write a fanfiction about Sibrel and the donut pillow." -Noemi
Noemi: You didn't even say good morning, you just shoved a meme in her face! (Good meme-ing!)
"Stop exchanging memes over me!" -Noemi, 2016
"If you say 'rise up lights' it sounds like an Australian saying 'razor blades', it's the greatest discovery of 2016!" -Alex, 2016
RAPH THROWS THE CAPRI SUNS AT PEOPLE TO HEAL THEM
When Captain America throws his mighty shield
Fun fact: Sibrel can fit 36 cheeseballs in her mouth
*Sibrel dies* Uriel: "-AND ON TOP OF GIVING ME A HEADACHE, YOU DIED AT FIFTEEN CHOKING ON THIRTY-SIXTH CHEESE BALLS"
The Aereo Household
That's not a lady, or a dude, that's an Arrow
Falling from the sky....
Holy crap, even the Doilies!
Your arm is drying on the rack.
He sees your SOUL....
Mikki, Likki, Pikki, Sikki, Dikki....
Oh wow so dark!
Oh more verse....
Denvre! Denvre! DENVRE ESPIOISIAL!
The Unexplainable Anomalies
Get in the corner, you've been a bad little child.
I WILL KALISHA YOU
CAREFUL DON'T TOUCH THE MERCHANDISE OR YOU WILL FUCKING DIE BITCH, I AM NOT JOKING
HA HA HA I'm not Calix, I'm Justice!
The white ass ghost is coming for you
Well you see you take this then you mix it with some of that and add a little of this and do some of that and you get food. *Cooking classes with Passion*
The Vanilla Rebellion
Yes That Is A Duck Eating Your Panties
I Do Not Wish to Have Intercourse With Your Pie
Those damn scandalous pies.
Custards have sticks up their asses
CUPCAKES ARE OUR ONLY ALLIES
DO IT! ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CHOCOLATE MORE THAN ME!
vanilla is all you can trust
just one more chocolate chip
QUICK INTO THE OVEN-MOBILE!
KILL IT WITH MOLD!!!!
Eels don't have fingers