Okay, so I wrote this a long time ago when I had the inspiration. I know you didn't -actually- want me to get you anything for Father's Day so I wrote something instead. c: (Also, don't look at my other works on there, they suck.) https://www.wattpad.com/249220425-actual-nice-poems-fox
Your Wiki Daughter that Studies *Most* of the Time,
PS. I promise I'll study harder for my final exams next time. Sorry for disgracing you. (Please paddle Felicia instead.)
Jesus Christ man you like to make people cry don’t you? I never knew you felt so deeply for us and just, I feel really deeply for you to. I always knew there was a lot to you, you just have that look of I-want-to-keep-everything-inside. But eventually your internal hard drive is going to fill up and you’re going to need to start storing data externally. We’re your USBs and SD cards man.
I’m always here, whenever you need to talk. I know you’re battling some really bad demons right now, but who the hell said you had to fight them alone? I will gladly grab a sword and shield and beat the crap out of the motherfuckers screwing with you. You’re an amazing guy, but you refuse to realize it.
Well guess what? I’ll just have to buy you better glasses to see yourself with you Eridan-Equius hipster.